rockhammerstrongslab:

i just want to be a vanger

release me

girl-debord:

your “son” is making a lot of older lesbians very happy

powerupcomicstonight:

theweirdwideweb:

radiofreederry:

pizoxuat:

odinsblog:

pinene:

neuroxin:

pinene:

pinene:

pinene:

I think the most humiliating object in the world is the Fleshlight sleeve warmer

Its only purpose is to slide into your fleshlight and get it to body temp. It’s $30. I want to get every single man who owns one of these into one room and make them do long-form improv

Jail!

Different Jail!

Is… is there a Fleshlight sleeve chiller?

Death Penalty

prokopetz:

Tumblr post: *literally just the word “penis”*

Tumblr staff: Wholesome content for all ages.

Tumblr post: *prepends the word “girl”*

Tumblr staff:

lavenderlemniscate:

thejonymyster:

alefbetsoup:

catfishimages:

hiphopocliedes:

One struggle 🫡

if we keep getting fatter and hornier we can abolish all world militaries by 2026

roconize:

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